THE KING IS IN THE HOUSE

palmer234

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September 21, 2000



















15. All those notches in the handle of
his Magnum. (Wyvern)

14. The children at his "slumber" party
have been "sleeping" for months.
(MSG)

13. Ketchup stains don't turn a lovley
dark brown color after a few hours.
(Transposia)

12. He's got a room full of bombs and
heavy artillery he claims "are for a
school project". (Snooge)

11. As he leaves the house he says
"Things to do, places to go, people to
kill". (chase)

10. He sets a dozen extra-large Hefty
garbage bags out for pickup. (Vasitor)

9. Your son has been gone for a week
and the next thing you know he's on
the cover of Newsweek with the
headline "Kids Who kill Kids". (Doctor
Colossus)

8. The voodoo dolls don't seem to go
with her My Little Ponies. (Anonymous)

7. They walk in the door and you say
their name and they reply with " you
didn't see me do it: you can't prove
anything!!!" (nz3)

6. He starts hallucinating and
screaming "It wasn't me, I'm innocent"
every time he picks up a knife at the
dinner table. (Ashleigh)

5. Your inlaws start sending better
Christmas presents. (Gilbert)

4. They insist on buying gloves that
don't fit. (SKITMAKER)

3. You've given him a name like "Kip
Kinkel". (Snooge)

2. He doesn't make the list and for
some reason after that, this page isn't
updated. (Nadroj)

And from Cheeto, your kid might be
killing people if...

1. Dinner has never tasted so good.